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Monday, April 09, 2007

Car Window: 0 Katrina Victims: 1?

Yet again my car is damaged. The only difference this time is it wasn't my fault. However, I am still contemplating whether this fact adds or subtracts from the situation at hand. But before I began my gruesome tale, let's recap my six previous car accidents:

1. Scratched the back bumper of my car by slowly backing up into a small tree while trying to get out of a single-lane driveway

2. Scratched the front right side bumper (Cause: Unknown)

3. Scratched the driver's side back bumper against a fence at my school's parking lot

4. Tore the power steering tube underneath my car (Cause: Unknown)

5. Scratched the passenger's side back door against my friend Adora's car at my school's parking lot while trying to park my car

6. Scratched the passenger's side back bumper against my dad's car while trying to back up from my driveway

Wow! That's a lot of accidents for someone who has only been driving for four months. I should consider keeping a log book for all the accidents I get in.

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Now onto the accident, for lack of a better word, that occurred this past Sunday.

After attending the Easter mass with my brothers at St Vincent de Paul, we decided to go eat out. The restaurant of choice: Buca di Beppo. My older brother Ryan had to go get some groceries and Jason had to go get some school books at his apartment, so we decided that Mark and I would go to the restaurant first to get a table.

Since the church was on Bellaire and Buffalo Speedway, all I had to do was make a left on Buffalo Speedway. But the problem was, I didn't know that at the time. So instead of making a left, I made a right, which was in the direction of Jason's apartment (Buffalo Speedway and 610). It wasn't until I reached 610 that I realized my wrong. So like any sane person, I decided I needed to make a U-Turn. However, I was on the farthest right lane, so I carelessly decided to turn right on 610. I told myself that I would make a U-Turn on the next street (Maine) and then a left on Buffalo Speedway. However, yet again, when I turned left, I was not in the lane to turn left onto 610. Since the left turn signal was red and the light to go straight was green, I decided to head straight towards Highway 90.

When I reached the first available exit (Willowbend), I exited in order to make a U-Turn back towards 610. However, halfway into the U-Turn, I unexpectedly heard a loud shatter. At first, I thought I had ran over some broken glass. Luckily (insert sarcasm), I soon realized, when I turned around, that three hoodlums had vandalized my car by throwing a rock into my driver's side back window. So like any other insane person would do, I stopped my car and screamed, "What happened? Why did you do that for?" And the reply I got back from one of the suspects was, "What are you going to do about it?"

Then they started to slowly approach my car with wooden bats in hand. At that instant, I began eying down every single item in my car looking for the best weapon to fight back with. The weapon of choice: a basketball. Realizing my smarts would not get me through this battle, I quickly sped away whist dialing 911.

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Dear Kimberly,

I'm sorry Kimberly, but you were cursed ever since you were conceived. Don't think of this as an end, but as a means to an end. You will always be remembered - every time I see a hoodlum, you'll be close to my heart.

Kimberly
01/14/07-04/08/07

Sincerely,
David Nguyen

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Dear Summer,

I'm sorry I chose to originally name my car 'Kimberly' instead of the more beautiful 'Summer.' I only hope that you do not hold a grudge against me because I wouldn't want you to get into more trouble than Kimberly got into. Let's just forget about the past and think about the wonderful future we will have together. And maybe, just maybe - one day, we could have a threesome.

Summer
04/08/07-

Sincerely,
David Nguyen


Sunday, January 28, 2007

This is what i do on Sunday nights!

daveknockwin (10:30:14 PM): gays are allowed to act however they want
daveknockwin (10:30:18 PM): but if a straight guy is there
daveknockwin (10:30:31 PM): and kindly asks for him to not hit on him
daveknockwin (10:30:38 PM): then the gay should respect that
indoartistic (10:30:42 PM): then the straight person should get over it
daveknockwin (10:30:40 PM): and if he doesnt
daveknockwin (10:30:44 PM): the straight guy can leave
daveknockwin (10:30:45 PM): duh!
indoartistic (10:31:04 PM): haha you want gay ppl to cater to YOU
indoartistic (10:31:15 PM): thats why you like john haha
daveknockwin (10:31:13 PM): i cant change the way i act if u dont ask me too
daveknockwin (10:31:18 PM): if u feel uncomfortable
daveknockwin (10:31:23 PM): u should say something
daveknockwin (10:31:26 PM): u shouldnt hold back
daveknockwin (10:31:29 PM): and not say anything
daveknockwin (10:31:36 PM): cause then people will never know how u really feel
daveknockwin (10:31:50 PM): they dont have to cater to me
indoartistic (10:31:56 PM): haha i still think you want gay ppl to cater to you
daveknockwin (10:31:52 PM): if they dont
daveknockwin (10:32:00 PM): i dont have to associate myself with them
daveknockwin (10:32:06 PM): its free will
daveknockwin (10:32:11 PM): i can hang out with whomever i want
daveknockwin (10:32:14 PM): whenever i want
daveknockwin (10:32:16 PM): its my life
indoartistic (10:32:22 PM): but when you do, you want them to cater to your preferences
daveknockwin (10:32:27 PM): so if i dont like the person im hanging out with
daveknockwin (10:32:35 PM): i dont have to continue to hang out with him/her
indoartistic (10:32:50 PM): well duh
daveknockwin (10:32:46 PM): I DO WANT GAYS TO CATER TO ME!
daveknockwin (10:32:49 PM): thats what im saying
daveknockwin (10:32:53 PM): and if they dont want to
daveknockwin (10:32:55 PM): i respect that
daveknockwin (10:32:58 PM): and if they do
daveknockwin (10:33:00 PM): i respect that
daveknockwin (10:33:02 PM): but if they dont
indoartistic (10:33:09 PM): but i think you want gay ppl to cater to your preferences
daveknockwin (10:33:07 PM): i wont hang out with them
daveknockwin (10:33:09 PM): and if they do
daveknockwin (10:33:10 PM): i will
daveknockwin (10:33:13 PM): its free will
daveknockwin (10:33:15 PM): am i right?
daveknockwin (10:33:22 PM): daveknockwin (10:32:46 PM): I DO WANT GAYS TO CATER TO ME!
daveknockwin (10:33:25 PM): i already said it
indoartistic (10:33:30 PM): haha but you only care about your free will
daveknockwin (10:33:28 PM): at least im honest
indoartistic (10:33:34 PM): not other peoples
daveknockwin (10:33:33 PM): i speak out
daveknockwin (10:33:36 PM): i say what im thinking
indoartistic (10:33:41 PM): honesty doesnt make it right
daveknockwin (10:33:44 PM): how does it not make sense?
daveknockwin (10:33:50 PM): u have free will
daveknockwin (10:33:52 PM): too
daveknockwin (10:33:57 PM): u can hang out with whomever u want
daveknockwin (10:34:09 PM): but if that person that u want to hang out with doesnt want to hang out with u back
indoartistic (10:34:16 PM): haha basically, you want gay people to cater to you. you care about your free will, but not mine. yours is more important, in your opinion bc youre straight
indoartistic (10:34:20 PM): thats dumb lol
daveknockwin (10:34:17 PM): dont u think he has a right to not hang out with u?
daveknockwin (10:34:32 PM): i never ----ing said that
daveknockwin (10:34:34 PM): its like this
daveknockwin (10:34:39 PM): if its a one-way relationship
daveknockwin (10:34:41 PM): it doesnt work
daveknockwin (10:34:45 PM): if i liked a girl
daveknockwin (10:34:47 PM): and she didnt like me
daveknockwin (10:35:00 PM): then we wouldnt have a relationship
daveknockwin (10:35:02 PM): am i right?
daveknockwin (10:35:15 PM): and if one gay guy wanted to hang out with a striaght guy
daveknockwin (10:35:22 PM): and the straight guy didnt want to hang out with the gay guy
daveknockwin (10:35:28 PM): then they wouldnt have a relationship
daveknockwin (10:35:40 PM): both people have to be willing to want to have a relationship
daveknockwin (10:35:45 PM): which is part of free will
indoartistic (10:35:51 PM): haha ure so self-centered
daveknockwin (10:35:54 PM): if the gay guy doesnt like the way the straight guy thinks
daveknockwin (10:36:03 PM): the gay guy doesnt have to hang out with the striaght guy
daveknockwin (10:36:07 PM): people have preferences
daveknockwin (10:36:18 PM): which is part of individuality
indoartistic (10:36:28 PM): self-centered preferences
daveknockwin (10:36:30 PM): its what makes us different
indoartistic (10:36:36 PM): haha that's borderline prejudice
daveknockwin (10:36:32 PM): yeah
daveknockwin (10:36:38 PM): so?
daveknockwin (10:36:39 PM): its part of life
daveknockwin (10:36:42 PM): what are u going to do?
indoartistic (10:36:48 PM): and its wrong
daveknockwin (10:36:45 PM): commit suicide?
daveknockwin (10:36:49 PM): u ----ing deal with it
daveknockwin (10:36:58 PM): cause its the way life will be for the rest of eternity
indoartistic (10:37:04 PM): haha everything thats wrong, im not gonna say "oh well"
indoartistic (10:37:05 PM): haha
indoartistic (10:37:08 PM): its wrong
daveknockwin (10:37:07 PM): u cant single-handed change the world
indoartistic (10:37:12 PM): wrong wrong wrong haha
daveknockwin (10:37:13 PM): u dont say oh well
daveknockwin (10:37:16 PM): u deal with it
indoartistic (10:37:26 PM): im not bc its wrong
indoartistic (10:37:27 PM): lol
indoartistic (10:37:28 PM): wrong
daveknockwin (10:37:34 PM): if u dont like self-centered people
daveknockwin (10:37:37 PM): u dont have to hang out with them
daveknockwin (10:37:42 PM): part of free will
daveknockwin (10:37:48 PM): if i dont like people who gossip alot
daveknockwin (10:37:53 PM): i dont have to hang out with them
daveknockwin (10:37:55 PM): its not just gays
daveknockwin (10:38:00 PM): i never said i didnt like gays
daveknockwin (10:38:05 PM): its any type of person
indoartistic (10:38:15 PM): nonono, i think you want gay people like you. which basically means, you dont respect individual gay ppl
daveknockwin (10:38:12 PM): not race-specific
indoartistic (10:38:19 PM): = homophobe
daveknockwin (10:38:19 PM): but personality specific
daveknockwin (10:38:29 PM): i respect gay people
indoartistic (10:38:37 PM): like you
daveknockwin (10:38:36 PM): they can do all they want
daveknockwin (10:38:39 PM): whenever they want
daveknockwin (10:38:42 PM): its their life
daveknockwin (10:38:50 PM): i dont want to tell them how they should live
daveknockwin (10:38:51 PM): they decide
daveknockwin (10:38:54 PM): part of free will
daveknockwin (10:39:00 PM): do what u want
indoartistic (10:39:04 PM): haha but when it comes to you, youre biased, and therefore slightly homophobic
daveknockwin (10:39:06 PM): as long as its not hurting others
daveknockwin (10:39:10 PM): part of the constitution
daveknockwin (10:39:21 PM): everyone is biased!
daveknockwin (10:39:27 PM): im not homophobic
daveknockwin (10:39:31 PM): phobic means scared
daveknockwin (10:39:36 PM): im no way scared of gays
indoartistic (10:40:02 PM): you only feel comfortable around certain gay ppl.
daveknockwin (10:40:00 PM): but i dont like it when gays hit on me
daveknockwin (10:40:02 PM): cause im straight
daveknockwin (10:40:08 PM): yeah
indoartistic (10:40:12 PM): who cares though?
indoartistic (10:40:14 PM): remember
indoartistic (10:40:16 PM): deal with it
daveknockwin (10:40:17 PM): and u dont think thats justified?
daveknockwin (10:40:21 PM): yeah
daveknockwin (10:40:25 PM): and by dealing with it
daveknockwin (10:40:28 PM): im saying
indoartistic (10:40:32 PM): i just think its dumb
daveknockwin (10:40:37 PM): i will deal with it by not interacting with those certain people
daveknockwin (10:40:41 PM): not gays in specific
daveknockwin (10:40:45 PM): just the ones that hit on me
daveknockwin (10:40:59 PM): gays can act gay with other gays
daveknockwin (10:41:01 PM): in front of me
daveknockwin (10:41:06 PM): 2 feet from me
daveknockwin (10:41:09 PM): and i wont care. i wont tell them to get a room
indoartistic (10:41:13 PM): ive never hit on a person seriously. bc if i really like a guy, id take it seriously
daveknockwin (10:41:15 PM): its their way of life
daveknockwin (10:41:26 PM): but is it wrong for me to want to turn my head away?
indoartistic (10:41:30 PM): so no offense, but if you ever get hit on by a gay guy, i doubt he cares
daveknockwin (10:41:32 PM): and look in a different direction?
daveknockwin (10:41:39 PM): is it wrong? answer that question!
indoartistic (10:42:02 PM): its wrong
daveknockwin (10:42:22 PM): its wrong?
indoartistic (10:42:27 PM): haha youre so wrong and so biased/homophobic
daveknockwin (10:42:28 PM): tell me?
daveknockwin (10:42:29 PM): why
daveknockwin (10:42:37 PM): cause earlier u said i was a little homophobic
daveknockwin (10:42:43 PM): and now u say im so homophobic
indoartistic (10:42:50 PM): bc prejudice i wrong when you dont even no someone.
daveknockwin (10:42:51 PM): y is it wrong for me to have preferences?
indoartistic (10:42:57 PM): is*
daveknockwin (10:43:03 PM): its wrong for me to turn away?
daveknockwin (10:43:08 PM): i dont want to see that
daveknockwin (10:43:14 PM): they can do it all they want
daveknockwin (10:43:17 PM): i wont tell them to stop
indoartistic (10:43:21 PM): haha i think youre exaggerating when you say it makes you uncomfortable
daveknockwin (10:43:21 PM): but i will turn away
daveknockwin (10:43:23 PM): y is that wrong?
indoartistic (10:44:04 PM): humans are humans. its so dumb for ppl to go around wearing their preferences on their sleeves, and feeling "uncomfortable" around other preferences
indoartistic (10:44:24 PM): thats biased. an exaggeration. and prejudiced
daveknockwin (10:44:30 PM): so u would rather want me to watch them made out?
indoartistic (10:44:48 PM): it shouldnt make you feel uncomfortable
daveknockwin (10:45:00 PM): and y so?
indoartistic (10:45:14 PM): you may not do it yourself bc you dont enjoy it sexually
indoartistic (10:45:22 PM): but it shouldnt make you uncomfortable
daveknockwin (10:45:22 PM): y so?
daveknockwin (10:45:25 PM): im not used to it
indoartistic (10:45:34 PM): bc its just two humans
indoartistic (10:45:36 PM): so waht
indoartistic (10:45:37 PM): lol
daveknockwin (10:45:38 PM): so shouldnt i feel uncomfortable to things im not used to?
daveknockwin (10:45:50 PM): i said they can do it all they want
indoartistic (10:45:55 PM): not in this case
daveknockwin (10:45:55 PM): i wont care
daveknockwin (10:46:08 PM): they can do what they want
daveknockwin (10:46:16 PM): and i can do what i want
daveknockwin (10:46:36 PM): so u are trying to try my free will away from me?
daveknockwin (10:46:39 PM): thats not cool
daveknockwin (10:46:40 PM): at all
indoartistic (10:46:53 PM): haha thats so biased and prejudiced for no reason at all. ppl shouldnt hold their preferences so highly. youre acting like being straight defines everything about you
indoartistic (10:47:07 PM): it doesnt
daveknockwin (10:47:15 PM): oh really sherlock homes?
indoartistic (10:47:20 PM): and it shouldnt matter so much as to make you uncomfortable
daveknockwin (10:47:44 PM): i get unconfortable when im watching a bad movie
daveknockwin (10:47:51 PM): so i have to leave the movie theaters!
daveknockwin (10:48:03 PM): is that disrespectful to the people who made the movie?
indoartistic (10:48:12 PM): sex isnt even that important. you do it. orgasm in like 10sec, and then its over. that whole concept shouldnt make ppl uncomfortable. and esp not when to fully-clothed men are making out
daveknockwin (10:48:10 PM): who directed wrote and acted in it?
daveknockwin (10:48:31 PM): ure talking about my preferences
daveknockwin (10:48:41 PM): ure no angel urself!
daveknockwin (10:48:44 PM): u worry about urself
daveknockwin (10:48:47 PM): ill worry about me
daveknockwin (10:48:58 PM): and dont give me ur opinion unless i ask for it
daveknockwin (10:49:14 PM): i already got friends to give me theirs
indoartistic (10:49:19 PM): haha youre the typcal straight guy who thinks certain preferences are normal, and others arent
daveknockwin (10:49:25 PM): all preferences are normal
indoartistic (10:49:32 PM): thats wrong
daveknockwin (10:49:28 PM): its part of life
daveknockwin (10:49:43 PM): if a person has a preference
daveknockwin (10:49:46 PM): it makes it normal
daveknockwin (10:49:55 PM): for a preference to be abnormal
daveknockwin (10:50:05 PM): it would have to not exist
daveknockwin (10:50:16 PM): and to conclude this conversation/debate
daveknockwin (10:50:19 PM): i will use my free will
indoartistic (10:50:27 PM): haha sure
daveknockwin (10:50:24 PM): to block u
indoartistic (10:50:37 PM): WHATEVER
indoartistic (10:50:37 PM): haha
daveknockwin (10:50:34 PM): because i have a right to chose who i talk to on aim
indoartistic (10:50:39 PM): go ahead
indoartistic (10:50:41 PM): bye
daveknockwin (10:50:42 PM): because of free will
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Thursday, September 21, 2006

Greatest Webpage Ever...

The greatest webpage ever made!!!

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Sunday, August 27, 2006

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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Marvel Film List...

Stupid me... Three days ago I wasted thirty minutes of my life comprising a list of all the upcoming superhero movies... And just today, Marvel released a list of all their upcoming films....


Lights, Camera, Super-Action!


Our heroes are in their make-up and movie trailers practicing their lines as they get ready for their big roles on the silver screen. Below is a run-down of the slated projects that are starting to snowball—might want to wear your ski-goggles for the blizzard of upcoming action.

Studio Financed Films

Production
Ghost Rider – Sony, Feb. '07
Spider-Man 3 - Sony, May '07
Fantastic Four 2 – Fox, June '07

Development
Deathlok - Paramount
Gargoyle - Sony
Magneto - Fox
Namor - Universal
The Punisher 2 - Lions Gate
Wolverine – Fox

Self-Financed Films

Iron Man
Release date - May 2, 2008
Distributed by Paramount
Director - JON FAVREAU (Made, Elf, Zathura)
Production Designer – J. MICHAEL RIVA (Spider-Man 3, Zathura)
VFX Supervisor – JOHN NELSON (I Robot, The Matrix 2, 3, Academy Award winner for Gladiator)
Director of Photography – MATTHEW LIBATIQUE (Inside Man, Requiem for A Dream)

The Incredible Hulk
Distributed by Universal
Director: Louis Leterrier (Unleashed, Transporter 2)
Writer: Zak Penn (X-Men: The Last Stand, X2: X-Men Men United, Last Action Hero)

Ant-Man
Distributed by Paramount
Director: Edgar Wright (Shaun of The Dead)

Captain America
Distributed by Paramount
Writer: David Self (Road to Perdition, Thirteen Days)

Nick Fury
Distributed by Paramount
Writer: Andrew Marlowe (Air Force One, Hollow Man, End of Days)

Thor
Distributed by Paramount
Writer: Mark Protosevich (I Am Legend, The Cell)

The Avengers
Distributed by Paramount
Writer: Zak Penn (The Incredible Hulk, X-Men: The Last Stand, X2: X-Men Men United, Last Action Hero)

Animation

Direct-to-DVD
Ultimate Avengers 2 - Released 8/8/06
Iron Man - In production
Doctor Strange - In production
Teen Avengers - Development

TV Series
Fantastic Four - In production
Wolverine and the X-Men - Pre-production
Iron Man - Development
Spider-Man – Development



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